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+# Description:
+#   Example scripts for you to examine and try out.
+#
+# Notes:
+#   They are commented out by default, because most of them are pretty silly and
+#   wouldn't be useful and amusing enough for day to day huboting.
+#   Uncomment the ones you want to try and experiment with.
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot cafe - Get cafe menu
+#   hubot cafe hours - Get cafe hours
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+
+  # robot.hear /badger/i, (res) ->
+  #   res.send "Badgers? BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGERS"
+  #
+  # robot.respond /open the (.*) doors/i, (res) ->
+  #   doorType = res.match[1]
+  #   if doorType is "pod bay"
+  #     res.reply "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
+  #   else
+  #     res.reply "Opening #{doorType} doors"
+  #
+  # robot.hear /I like pie/i, (res) ->
+  #   res.emote "makes a freshly baked pie"
+  #
+  # lulz = ['lol', 'rofl', 'lmao']
+  #
+   robot.respond /cafe/i, (res) ->
+     res.send "http://www.corporatechefs.com/images/dynamic/Ledgemont362.pdf"
+
+   robot.respond /cafe hours/i, (res) ->
+     res.send "Breakfast 7:30 – 10:30am
+Snacks 10:30 – 11:30am
+Lunch 11:30 – 1:30pm
+Deli service until 2pm
+Snacks 2:00 – 2:30pm"
+  #
+  # robot.topic (res) ->
+  #   res.send "#{res.message.text}? That's a Paddlin'"
+  #
+  #
+  # enterReplies = ['Hi', 'Target Acquired', 'Firing', 'Hello friend.', 'Gotcha', 'I see you']
+  # leaveReplies = ['Are you still there?', 'Target lost', 'Searching']
+  #
+  # robot.enter (res) ->
+  #   res.send res.random enterReplies
+  # robot.leave (res) ->
+  #   res.send res.random leaveReplies
+  #
+  # answer = process.env.HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING
+  #
+  # robot.respond /what is the answer to the ultimate question of life/, (res) ->
+  #   unless answer?
+  #     res.send "Missing HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING in environment: please set and try again"
+  #     return
+  #   res.send "#{answer}, but what is the question?"
+  #
+  # robot.respond /you are a little slow/, (res) ->
+  #   setTimeout () ->
+  #     res.send "Who you calling 'slow'?"
+  #   , 60 * 1000
+  #
+  # annoyIntervalId = null
+  #
+  # robot.respond /annoy me/, (res) ->
+  #   if annoyIntervalId
+  #     res.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH"
+  #     return
+  #
+  #   res.send "Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
+  #   annoyIntervalId = setInterval () ->
+  #     res.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH"
+  #   , 1000
+  #
+  # robot.respond /unannoy me/, (res) ->
+  #   if annoyIntervalId
+  #     res.send "GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!"
+  #     clearInterval(annoyIntervalId)
+  #     annoyIntervalId = null
+  #   else
+  #     res.send "Not annoying you right now, am I?"
+  #
+  #
+  # robot.router.post '/hubot/chatsecrets/:room', (req, res) ->
+  #   room   = req.params.room
+  #   data   = JSON.parse req.body.payload
+  #   secret = data.secret
+  #
+  #   robot.messageRoom room, "I have a secret: #{secret}"
+  #
+  #   res.send 'OK'
+  #
+  # robot.error (err, res) ->
+  #   robot.logger.error "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
+  #
+  #   if res?
+  #     res.reply "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
+  #
+  # robot.respond /have a soda/i, (res) ->
+  #   # Get number of sodas had (coerced to a number).
+  #   sodasHad = robot.brain.get('totalSodas') * 1 or 0
+  #
+  #   if sodasHad > 4
+  #     res.reply "I'm too fizzy.."
+  #
+  #   else
+  #     res.reply 'Sure!'
+  #
+  #     robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', sodasHad+1
+  #
+  # robot.respond /sleep it off/i, (res) ->
+  #   robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', 0
+  #   res.reply 'zzzzz'