116 lines
3.5 KiB
CoffeeScript
116 lines
3.5 KiB
CoffeeScript
# Description:
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# Example scripts for you to examine and try out.
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#
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# Notes:
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# They are commented out by default, because most of them are pretty silly and
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# wouldn't be useful and amusing enough for day to day huboting.
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# Uncomment the ones you want to try and experiment with.
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#
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# Commands:
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# hubot cafe - Get cafe menu
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# hubot cafe hours - Get cafe hours
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module.exports = (robot) ->
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# robot.hear /badger/i, (res) ->
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# res.send "Badgers? BADGERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGERS"
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#
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# robot.respond /open the (.*) doors/i, (res) ->
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# doorType = res.match[1]
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# if doorType is "pod bay"
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# res.reply "I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
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# else
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# res.reply "Opening #{doorType} doors"
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#
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# robot.hear /I like pie/i, (res) ->
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# res.emote "makes a freshly baked pie"
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#
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# lulz = ['lol', 'rofl', 'lmao']
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#
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robot.respond /cafe/i, (res) ->
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res.send "http://www.corporatechefs.com/images/dynamic/Ledgemont362.pdf"
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robot.respond /cafe hours/i, (res) ->
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res.send "Breakfast 7:30 – 10:30am
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Snacks 10:30 – 11:30am
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Lunch 11:30 – 1:30pm
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Deli service until 2pm
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Snacks 2:00 – 2:30pm"
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#
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# robot.topic (res) ->
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# res.send "#{res.message.text}? That's a Paddlin'"
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#
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#
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# enterReplies = ['Hi', 'Target Acquired', 'Firing', 'Hello friend.', 'Gotcha', 'I see you']
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# leaveReplies = ['Are you still there?', 'Target lost', 'Searching']
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#
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# robot.enter (res) ->
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# res.send res.random enterReplies
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# robot.leave (res) ->
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# res.send res.random leaveReplies
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#
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# answer = process.env.HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING
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#
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# robot.respond /what is the answer to the ultimate question of life/, (res) ->
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# unless answer?
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# res.send "Missing HUBOT_ANSWER_TO_THE_ULTIMATE_QUESTION_OF_LIFE_THE_UNIVERSE_AND_EVERYTHING in environment: please set and try again"
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# return
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# res.send "#{answer}, but what is the question?"
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#
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# robot.respond /you are a little slow/, (res) ->
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# setTimeout () ->
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# res.send "Who you calling 'slow'?"
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# , 60 * 1000
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#
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# annoyIntervalId = null
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#
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# robot.respond /annoy me/, (res) ->
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# if annoyIntervalId
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# res.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH"
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# return
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#
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# res.send "Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
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# annoyIntervalId = setInterval () ->
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# res.send "AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHH"
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# , 1000
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#
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# robot.respond /unannoy me/, (res) ->
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# if annoyIntervalId
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# res.send "GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!"
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# clearInterval(annoyIntervalId)
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# annoyIntervalId = null
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# else
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# res.send "Not annoying you right now, am I?"
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#
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#
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# robot.router.post '/hubot/chatsecrets/:room', (req, res) ->
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# room = req.params.room
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# data = JSON.parse req.body.payload
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# secret = data.secret
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#
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# robot.messageRoom room, "I have a secret: #{secret}"
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#
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# res.send 'OK'
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#
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# robot.error (err, res) ->
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# robot.logger.error "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
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#
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# if res?
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# res.reply "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
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#
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# robot.respond /have a soda/i, (res) ->
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# # Get number of sodas had (coerced to a number).
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# sodasHad = robot.brain.get('totalSodas') * 1 or 0
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#
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# if sodasHad > 4
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# res.reply "I'm too fizzy.."
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#
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# else
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# res.reply 'Sure!'
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#
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# robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', sodasHad+1
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#
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# robot.respond /sleep it off/i, (res) ->
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# robot.brain.set 'totalSodas', 0
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# res.reply 'zzzzz'
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