ok excuses work

Gemfile

@@ -2,4 +2,5 @@
 source "https://rubygems.org"
 gem 'alexa_skills_ruby'
 gem 'sinatra'
+gem 'nokogiri'
 # gem "rails"

Gemfile.lock

@@ -11,8 +11,11 @@ GEM
       multi_json (~> 1.0)
     concurrent-ruby (1.0.2)
     i18n (0.7.0)
+    mini_portile2 (2.0.0)
     minitest (5.10.1)
     multi_json (1.12.1)
+    nokogiri (1.6.7.2-x64-mingw32)
+      mini_portile2 (~> 2.0.0.rc2)
     rack (1.6.5)
     rack-protection (1.5.3)
       rack
@@ -30,6 +33,7 @@ PLATFORMS
 
 DEPENDENCIES
   alexa_skills_ruby
+  nokogiri
   sinatra
 
 BUNDLED WITH

app.rb

@@ -1,16 +1,26 @@
 require 'sinatra'
 require 'alexa_skills_ruby'
+require 'rubygems'
+require 'nokogiri'
+require 'open-uri'
 
 class CustomHandler < AlexaSkillsRuby::Handler
 
   on_intent("GetDeveloperExcuse") do
-    response.set_output_speech_text("Developer Excuses yo")
+    response.set_output_speech_text(get_excuse)
   end
 
 end
 get '/livecheck' do
  "hello"
 end
+
+get '/excuse' do
+  get_excuse
+end
+
+
+
 post '/' do
   content_type :json
 
@@ -23,4 +33,9 @@ post '/' do
     403
   end
 
-end
+end
+
+def get_excuse
+  page = Nokogiri::HTML(open("http://programmingexcuses.com/"))
+  page.css("a").text
+end