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alexa.dev.excuses/Excuses.cs

@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ namespace alexa.dev.excuses
 			"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?",
 			"Everything looks fine my end",
 			"How is that possible?",
-			"That was upvoted in stackoverflow",
+			"That code was upvoted in stackoverflow",
 			"Thats a problem with a package we depend on",
 			"I broke that deliberately to do some testing",
 			"I can't make that a priority right now",
@@ -95,9 +95,11 @@ namespace alexa.dev.excuses
 			"Our internet connection must not be working",
 			"Our redundant systems must have failed as well",
 			"Somebody must have changed my code",
+			"Works fine on my machine",
+			"Works great on my box",
 			"That behaviour is in the original specification",
 			"That code seemed so simple I didn't think it needed testing",
-			"That code was written by the last guy",
+			"That code was written by the last person",
 			"That error means it was successful",
 			"That feature was slated for phase two",
 			"That feature would be outside of the scope",
@@ -115,7 +117,12 @@ namespace alexa.dev.excuses
 			"The accounting department must have cancelled that subscription",
 			"The client must have been hacked",
 			"The client wanted it changed at the last minute",
+			"We havn't changed anything in weeks",
+			"It worked the last time I tried it",
 			"The code is compiling",
+			"Its not a bug, its a feature",
+			"I thought you wanted it that way",
+			"Thats on the agenda for next sprint",
 			"The download must have been corrupted",
 			"The existing design makes it difficult to do the right thing",
 			"The marketing department made us put that there",