use a static list, no http calls
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Tommy Parnell
@@ -7,7 +7,6 @@ using AlexaSkillsKit.Authentication;
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using AlexaSkillsKit.Json;
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using System.Threading.Tasks;
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using AlexaSkillsKit.UI;
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using AngleSharp;
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namespace alexa.dev.excuses
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{
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@@ -46,32 +45,8 @@ namespace alexa.dev.excuses
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public static async Task<string> GetExcuses()
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{
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// Setup the configuration to support document loading
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var config = Configuration.Default.WithDefaultLoader();
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// Load the names of all The Big Bang Theory episodes from Wikipedia
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var rando = new Random().Next(0,2);
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string address = null;
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if (rando == 0)
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{
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address = "http://programmingexcuses.com/";
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}
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if(rando == 1)
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{
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address = "http://www.devexcuses.com/";
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}
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if(address == null)
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{
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throw new Exception("Something really wrong with the rando generator");
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}
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// Asynchronously get the document in a new context using the configuration
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using (var document = await BrowsingContext.New(config).OpenAsync(address))
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{
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// This CSS selector gets the desired content
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var cellSelector = "a";
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// Perform the query to get all cells with the content
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var cells = document.QuerySelectorAll(cellSelector);
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// We are only interested in the text - select it with LINQ
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return cells.First().TextContent;
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}
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var item = new Random().Next(0, Excuses.ExcuseList.Count);
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return Excuses.ExcuseList[item];
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}
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}
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}
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158
alexa.dev.excuses/Excuses.cs
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158
alexa.dev.excuses/Excuses.cs
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using System;
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using System.Collections.Concurrent;
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using System.Collections.Generic;
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using System.Linq;
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using System.Web;
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namespace alexa.dev.excuses
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{
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public static class Excuses
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{
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//not normally thread safe, but multiple reads are ok, just no writes
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public static List<string> ExcuseList = new List<string>()
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{
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"Actually, that's a feature",
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"Did you check for a virus on your system?",
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"Don't worry, that value is only wrong half of the time",
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"Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?",
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"Everything looks fine my end",
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"How is that possible?",
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"I broke that deliberately to do some testing",
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"I can't make that a priority right now",
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"I can't test everything",
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"I couldn't find any examples of how that can be done anywhere else in the project",
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"I couldn't find any examples of how that can be done anywhere online",
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"I couldn't find any library that can even do that",
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"I did a quick fix last time but it broke when we rebooted",
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"I didn't anticipate that I would make any errors",
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"I didn't create that part of the program",
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"I didn't receive a ticket for it",
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"I forgot to commit the code that fixes that",
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"I had to do the project backwards as people demanded results out of order",
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"I have never seen that before in my life",
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"I haven't been able to reproduce that",
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"I haven't had any experience with that before",
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"I haven't had the chance to run that code yet",
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"I haven't touched that code in weeks",
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"I have too many other high priority things to do right now",
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"I heard there was a solar flare today",
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"I'll have to fix that at a later date",
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"I'm not familiar with it so I didn't fix it in case I made it worse",
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"I'm not getting any error codes",
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"I'm not sure as I've never had a look at how that works before",
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"I'm still working on that as we speak",
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"I'm surprised it works as well as it does",
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"I'm surprised that was working at all",
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"I must have been stress testing our production server",
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"I must not have understood what you were asking for",
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"In the interest of efficiency I only check my email for that on a Friday",
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"It cannot be done and I'm not doing it",
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"It can't be broken, it passes all unit tests",
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"I thought I finished that",
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"I thought I fixed that",
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"I thought you signed off on that?",
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"It must be a firewall issue",
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"It must be a hardware problem",
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"It must be because of a leap second",
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"It must be because of a leap year",
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"I told you yesterday it would be done by the end of today",
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"It probably won't happen again",
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"It's a browser compatibility issue",
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"It's a character encoding issue",
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"It's a known bug with the programming language",
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"It's a known bug with the server software",
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"It's always been like that",
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"It's an unexpected emergent behaviour of several last minute abstractions",
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"It's a remote vendor issue",
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"It's a third party application issue",
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"It's just some unlucky coincidence",
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"It's never done that before",
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"It's never shown unexpected behaviour like this before",
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"It's not a code problem - our users need more training",
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"It was working in my head",
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"It worked yesterday",
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"It works, but it's not been tested",
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"It works for me",
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"It would have taken twice as long to build it properly",
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"It would take too long to rewrite the code from scratch",
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"I usually get a notification when that happens",
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"I was just fixing that",
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"I was told to stop working on that when something important came up",
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"Management insisted we wouldn't need to waste our time writing unit tests",
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"Maybe somebody forgot to pay our hosting company",
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"My time was split in a way that meant I couldn't do either project properly",
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"Nobody asked me how long it would actually take",
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"Nobody has ever complained about it",
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"No one told me so I was forced to assume which way to do that",
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"Oh, that was just a temporary fix",
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"Oh, that was only supposed to be a placeholder",
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"Oh, you said you DIDN'T want that to happen?",
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"Our code quality is no worse than anyone else in the industry",
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"Our hardware is too slow to cope with demand",
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"Our internet connection must not be working",
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"Our redundant systems must have failed as well",
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"Somebody must have changed my code",
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"That behaviour is in the original specification",
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"That code seemed so simple I didn't think it needed testing",
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"That code was written by the last guy",
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"That error means it was successful",
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"That feature was slated for phase two",
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"That feature would be outside of the scope",
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"That important email must have been marked as spam",
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"That isn't covered by my job description",
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"That process requires human oversight that nobody was providing",
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"That's already fixed it just hasn't taken effect yet",
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"That's interesting, how did you manage to make it do that?",
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"That's not a bug it's a configuration issue",
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"That's the fault of the graphic designer",
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"That was literally a one in a million error",
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"That wasn't in the original specification",
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"That worked perfectly when I developed it",
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"That wouldn't be economically feasible",
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"The accounting department must have cancelled that subscription",
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"The client must have been hacked",
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"The client wanted it changed at the last minute",
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"The code is compiling",
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"The download must have been corrupted",
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"The existing design makes it difficult to do the right thing",
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"The marketing department made us put that there",
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"The original specification contained conflicting requirements",
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"The person responsible doesn't work here anymore",
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"The problem seems to be with our legacy software",
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"The program has never collected that information",
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"The project manager said no one would want that feature",
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"The project manager told me to do it that way",
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"There must be something strange in your data",
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"The request must have dropped some packets",
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"There's currently a problem with our hosting company",
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"There was too little data to bother with the extra functionality at the time",
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"There were too many developers working on that same thing",
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"The specifications were ambiguous",
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"The third party API is not responding",
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"The third party documentation is wrong",
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"The unit test doesn't cover that eventuality",
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"The user must not know how to use it",
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"THIS can't be the source of THAT",
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"This code was not supposed to go in to production yet",
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"This is a previously known bug you told me not to work on yet",
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"We didn't have enough time to peer review the final changes",
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"Well, at least it displays a very pretty error",
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"Well at least we know not to try that again",
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"Well done, you found my easter egg!",
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"Well, that's a first",
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"We outsourced that months ago",
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"We should have updated our software years ago",
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"We spent three months debugging it because we only had one month to build it",
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"What did I tell about using parts of the system you don't understand?",
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"What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?",
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"Where were you when the program blew up?",
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"Why do you want to do it that way?",
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"You can't use that version on your system",
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"You must be missing some of the dependencies",
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"You must have done something wrong",
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"Your browser must be caching the old content",
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"You're doing it wrong"
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};
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}
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}
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@@ -44,10 +44,6 @@
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<HintPath>..\packages\AlexaSkillsKit.NET.1.5.1\lib\net45\AlexaSkillsKit.dll</HintPath>
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<Private>True</Private>
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</Reference>
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<Reference Include="AngleSharp, Version=0.9.9.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=e83494dcdc6d31ea, processorArchitecture=MSIL">
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<HintPath>..\packages\AngleSharp.0.9.9\lib\net45\AngleSharp.dll</HintPath>
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<Private>True</Private>
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</Reference>
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<Reference Include="BouncyCastle.Crypto, Version=1.8.1.0, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=0e99375e54769942">
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<HintPath>..\packages\BouncyCastle.1.8.1\lib\BouncyCastle.Crypto.dll</HintPath>
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<Private>True</Private>
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<Compile Include="App_Start\WebApiConfig.cs" />
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<Compile Include="Controllers\AlexaController.cs" />
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<Compile Include="ExcuseResponse.cs" />
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<Compile Include="Excuses.cs" />
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<Compile Include="Global.asax.cs">
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<DependentUpon>Global.asax</DependentUpon>
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</Compile>
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@@ -1,7 +1,6 @@
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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
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<packages>
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<package id="AlexaSkillsKit.NET" version="1.5.1" targetFramework="net462" />
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<package id="AngleSharp" version="0.9.9" targetFramework="net462" />
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<package id="BouncyCastle" version="1.8.1" targetFramework="net462" />
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<package id="Microsoft.ApplicationInsights" version="2.1.0" targetFramework="net462" />
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<package id="Microsoft.ApplicationInsights.Agent.Intercept" version="1.2.1" targetFramework="net462" />
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