Make q.coffee better

Procfile

@@ -1 +1 @@
-web: yarn run start-hubot-slack
+web: bin/hubot -a hipchat

README.md

@@ -189,4 +189,4 @@ you're having issues.
 
 ## Thanks
 
-Special thanks to [Robohash](http://robohash.org) for the sweet logo :)
+Special thanks to [Robohash](http://robohash.org) for the sweet logo :)

app.json

@@ -55,6 +55,11 @@
       "description": "Set to `debug` to enable detailed debug logging.",
       "required": false
     },
+    "HUBOT_HEROKU_KEEPALIVE_URL": {
+      "value": "https://YOUR_BOT_APP.herokuapp.com",
+      "description": "Set to use the subdomain of this bot to keep it awake",
+      "required": true
+    },
     "BUILDPACK_URL": {
       "value": "https://github.com/heroku/heroku-buildpack-nodejs",
       "description": "Only change this if you are sure you need to.",

bin/hubot

@@ -1,5 +1,8 @@
 #!/bin/sh
 
 set -e
+
+npm install
 export PATH="node_modules/.bin:node_modules/hubot/node_modules/.bin:$PATH"
-exec node_modules/.bin/hubot --name "triatomic" "$@"
+
+exec node_modules/.bin/hubot --name "triatomic" "$@"

external-scripts.json

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 [
   "hubot-diagnostics",
   "hubot-help",
+  "hubot-heroku-keepalive",
   "hubot-google-images",
   "hubot-google-translate",
   "hubot-pugme",
@@ -16,6 +17,5 @@
   "hubot-thesimpsons",
   "hubot-voting",
   "hubot-cron",
-  "hubot-browserstack",
-  "hubot-dogeme"
+  "hubot-browserstack"
 ]

package.json

@@ -5,38 +5,36 @@
   "author": "Bob Bergman <rbergman@atlassian.com>",
   "description": "A simple helpful robot for your Company",
   "dependencies": {
-    "cheerio": "~1.0.0-rc.2",
-    "chrono-node": "~1.3.5",
     "cron": "^1.0.9",
-    "hubot": "^2.18.0",
-    "hubot-ambush": "0.0.3",
-    "hubot-browserstack": "~0.1.6",
+    "time": "^0.11.3",
+    "hubot": "^2.12.0",
     "hubot-business-cat": "^1.1.19",
-    "hubot-cron": "~0.2.9",
-    "hubot-diagnostics": "0.0.2",
-    "hubot-dogeme": "^1.0.0",
-    "hubot-google-images": "^0.2.6",
-    "hubot-google-translate": "^0.2.1",
-    "hubot-help": "^0.2.2",
+    "hubot-diagnostics": "0.0.1",
+    "hubot-google-images": "^0.1.4",
+    "hubot-google-translate": "^0.1.0",
+    "hubot-help": "^0.1.1",
+    "hubot-heroku-keepalive": "0.0.4",
     "hubot-hipchat": "^2.12.0-2",
-    "hubot-maps": "0.0.3",
+    "hubot-maps": "0.0.2",
     "hubot-pugme": "^0.1.0",
-    "hubot-redis-brain": "0.0.4",
+    "hubot-redis-brain": "0.0.2",
     "hubot-rules": "^0.1.0",
     "hubot-scripts": "^2.5.16",
     "hubot-shipit": "^0.2.0",
-    "hubot-slack": "^4.5.0",
+    "hubot-victory": "^1.3.0",
+    "hubot-youtube": "^0.1.2",
+    "hubot-ambush": "0.0.3",
     "hubot-status": "0.0.2",
     "hubot-thesimpsons": "~1.1.3",
-    "hubot-victory": "^1.3.0",
     "hubot-voting": "~1.0.0",
-    "hubot-youtube": "^1.0.2",
-    "lodash": "~4.17.4",
-    "moment": "~2.20.1",
-    "time": "^0.12.0"
+    "hubot-cron": "~0.2.9",
+    "hubot-browserstack": "~0.1.6",
+    "chrono-node": "~1.0.6",
+    "lodash": "~3.9.3",
+    "moment": "~2.10.3",
+    "cheerio": "~0.19.0"
   },
-  "scripts": {
-    "start-hubot-hipchat": "hubot --name \"GalBot\" --adapter hipchat",
-    "start-hubot-slack": "hubot --adapter slack"
+  "engines": {
+    "node": "0.10.x"
   }
 }

scripts/dance.coffee

@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
   # lulz = ['lol', 'rofl', 'lmao']
   #
   robot.hear /(jerbs|jerb)/i, (res) ->
-    res.send "http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/262/320/021.gif"
+    res.send "http://www.edugeek.net/attachments/forums/general-chat/32142d1442315624-will-robot-take-your-job-bbc-news-humans_jerbs.jpg"
   robot.respond /dance/i, (res) ->
     res.send "http://tparnell.blob.core.windows.net/hubot/imageedit_6_9390856511.gif"
 
@@ -58,11 +58,6 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
   robot.respond /no/i, (res) ->
     res.send "http://tparnell.blob.core.windows.net/hubot/vxkeb.gif"
 
-  robot.respond /deployment/i, (res) ->
-    res.sent "https://vbujenkins.vistaprint.net/view/Gallery/view/Gallery5%20prod%20deployment/"
-	
-	
-
   #
   # robot.topic (res) ->
   #   res.send "#{res.message.text}? That's a Paddlin'"

scripts/livecheck.coffee

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-module.exports = (robot) -> 
-    robot.router.get '/livecheck', (req, res) ->
-        res.send 'ok'

scripts/q.coffee

@@ -77,6 +77,10 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
     rotation = robot.brain.get('rotation')
     current = robot.brain.get('currentRotation')
     request = res.match[1].trim()
+    
+    if request == '@dmorales'
+      request = '@ToastKing'
+    
     index = rotation.indexOf(request);
   #  res.send "index #{index}"
     if index > -1

scripts/wholehog.coffee

@@ -1,6 +0,0 @@
-module.exports = (robot) ->
-    robot.router.get '/wholehog', (req, res) ->
-        robot.messageRoom "226_gallery_testing@conf.hipchat.com", "https://tparnell.blob.core.windows.net/hubot/hqdefault.jpg"
-        res.send 'OK'
-    robot.respond /whole hog/i, (res) ->
-        res.send "https://tparnell.blob.core.windows.net/hubot/hqdefault.jpg"